Tilted

That feeling you get when ur playing the online MOBA "League of legends" and within the first five minute s of a game all 4 of your team members simultaneously kill themselves then blame you for not helping. (can be applied to real life)

Online : (you to a teammate)-"BRO WTF WHY THE FUCK R U FUCKING WALKING INTO THE ENEMY"

(teammate) - "sorry i was on ifunny, its only a game bro chill"

*ten minutes pass* ......

*teammates score is now 0/10/2

*"Player has disconnected"*

(You) - "Im tilted"

IRL: (Mom calls) - " HI sweaty your gonna have to mow the lawn and vacuum the carpet"

( you) - "sigh, ok ...."

( Mom) - " What did you just say?????????"

( you ) - "i said ok ......?"

( Mom) - "WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?,,, EVERYDAY YOU HAVE AN ATTITUDE FOR NO REASON?"

( You) - "But what d---"

( Mom)- " DO NOT TALK BACK TO ME OK. YOU ARE DISRESPECTFUL AND U HAVE A SHITTY ATTITUDE"

( YOU ) - " I---"

(Mom) - *Hangs up*

(You) - "...." *thinks to himself "Im TILTED"*

by Unlucky negro November 20, 2016

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

by Tressel March 26, 2008

Tilder

Phoenetic pronunciation of TLDR meaning "too long, didn't read". Used by geeks in human conversation with each other.

Geek A: Did you read that article?
Geek B: No, tilder.

by JackUK February 18, 2007

I'm Tired

1. Not being able to go to sleep because of a project due and you rant to google about it

2. When someone asks you if you're okay when you're really not, so you don't have to explain why you're not okay.

3. What a female says when she's indicating she doesn't want sex.

I have this 10 page essay due tomorrow.
*Goes to Google*
"Google I'm tired. "

"Hey, you good, dude. You look horrible."
"Yeah, I'm just tired."

*Rolls over in bed*
"I don't feel like it tonight. I'm tired.

by PaperBagTuesday October 17, 2018

as tired as a bag of beat dicks

To be extremely tired or fatigued to the point of being worthless.

Glenn: Do you want to go snowboarding?

Maria: Not today, I'm as tired as a bag of beat dicks!

Glenn: Damn, that's tired!

by Glizzy G December 16, 2008

tied stick

You know the stuff that is tied to a stick

I even smoked that Tied Stick

by Anonymous June 10, 2003

bright eyed and bushy tailed

Excited and attentive. Reffering to squirrels.

As in 'Here is my new kindergarten class, all bright eyed and bushy tailed.' The allusion here is to the appearance of a squirrel, which with its beady eyes and bushy tail looks ready for anything. 1930s

by Richard H G Bittner July 10, 2006