Wyoming Thursday

Because Wyoming does not exist, a Thursday in Wyoming can't exist due to the transitive property of equality. Therefore, a Wyoming Thursday is a date that doesn't exist.

Person 1 "My work schedule is weird, they have me coming in for the 31st of November"
Person 2 "Bet they have you in for Wyoming Thursday as well"

by FloatinTabl December 8, 2021

Thursday Moment

A happy or pleasant moment, used in a scenario where someone does not deserve or need context

Damn bro that’s a Thursday Moment

by TSK007 March 25, 2023

Sloppy Thursday

When someone is giving a blowjob and sneezes all over the recipient's penis, then proceeds to use the snot as lube/flavoring

"my girl gave me one hell of a Sloppy Thursday last night. "

by GlitchClown November 5, 2020

Burger Thursday

Burger Thursday is the best day of the week. A weekly celebration of the most deliciously convenient meal – go ahead, satisfy those cravings, grill your meat, melt the cheese. After all, nothing else matters on Thursdays.

Simon: Thursdays are boring, what am I cooking for dinner?

Pete: Are you kidding? It’s Burger Thursday.

by MeatPattyLover October 18, 2021

Sunflowers on Thursdays

The suspicion that someone is bisexual

Hey do you think Marcy smells like sunflowers on Thursdays?

Yeah definitely. I saw her kissing a girl last week!

by The Aware One May 5, 2023

no pants thursday

the weekly movie played on thursday nights where there are no rules... except you are not permitted to wear pants.

"are you girls excited to crash no pants thursday or what"

"nick we're going to walmart on wednesday because i have to buy some artichokes and boxers for no pants thursday"

by lil d April 5, 2005

Thirsty Thursdays

These days it is a well-known fact that every Thursday is the day you go down to your local dive bar and it has been infested by loud college girls and juice-heads with pink shirts.

Man 1 "Todd, who are all these people?

Man 2 "Thirsty Thursdays man."

by Dueyutah June 16, 2007