Thor Hammer

The very definition of truancy. He never shows up to class, but somehow manages to stay at school

My truancy is bad, but not as bad as Thor Hammers absence percentage.

by Nicher January 30, 2020

Thor’s hammer

A 12+ inch black dildo that’s been used so many times, it’s near impossible to pick up off the ground due to its stickiness and sliminess.

“Honey can you grab my dildo for me”
“It’s stuck to the floor, only Thor could pick this shit up”

I used my Dildo 16 times last night and it’ll accidentally made it into a Thor’s hammer, now I can’t even pick that shit up to use it.

by Dat niga September 1, 2022

Thor

Why do you SOUNDS like that!? You sound like you actively stole another man's voice in some sort of little mermaid-esque bargain. Like... There is a 6'5, 280 lb former paraplegic walking around without a voice and people are asking him "Hey, how did your recover?" And he's like 🤷 ♂️

Hym "Thor should not sound like that... When he hit puberty is balls dropped ALL THE WAY. It ain't right..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

Thor Hallvard

A tall mafakka.

To be Thor Hallvard. To be a tall mafakka.

by Dat boio November 9, 2017

Thor Special

When Thor jams his hammer into someones ass then climes to an elevation higher than the hammer holster (tree or roof). Then Thor proceeds to call the hammer, making the hammer fly up through the persons body and out their mouth.

Jake- "Yo, did you here about Cameran?"
Dean- "Yeah, he's in the hospital after getting the Thor Special."

by Dincoln May 19, 2025

Thor Odinson

Thor is quite incompetent. That lord of sparkles could have used his little sparks to save his darling brother Loki.
That mule. He should put on a shirt.

Thor Odinson is a little pussy.

by Loki The Top Dawg May 25, 2024

thor

stupid idiot who is probably smell bad

retard thor

by hannah dorton skrrrt December 7, 2018