Taintkerchief

An individual who strongly resembles a kerchief (presumably monogrammed, and purchased from an arrogant haberdasher) used to wipe the residual ca-ca from one's taint -- the ferocious terrain situated between the underside of one's testicles and the crest of one's anus. The derivative object taintkerchief is specifically useful when targeting the rogue ca-ca difficult to snare via the usage of conventional toilet tissue. Individuals resembling taintkerchiefs are ineffectual twits or peons...often chronic douche fortresses who overutilize terms like "bro," "bra," or "broheim" and/or post too many useless status updates on social networking sites.

Agatha, as per the usual, was behaving like a complete and utter taintkerchief -- so I took it upon myself to ruin her bulbous cranium with a waffle iron.

by PooManChoo April 27, 2009

Taint District

The neighborhood in Northwest Portland, Oregon between Johnson St. and Couch St. (pronounced cooch), west of the 405 freeway up until 23rd St.

Hey, lets go hit the bars in the Taint tonight!

Im sick of those trendy restaurants in the Taint District, lets just stay on the east side.

by Peppers O'Reilly June 1, 2006

taint licker

Taint:The area between the nutsack and asshole that prevent a man from shitting on his nuts

Licker:Well everyone know that one some that likes to lick stuff...
So toghether they are Taint Licker:A Person Who Licks Taint ;)

Example:Eww....You Fucking Taint Licker :D

by A Person That Likes Fish May 27, 2009

taintarific

(adj) (adv) Something that is as pleasurable or positive as the taint. Of particular significance to male humans because they enjoy stimulation of their taints, due to the location of their prostate. Also, male humans enjoy the female taint because if they progress to a place where they can touch the taint, anal ain't too far behind.

Anal is taintarific.
My bitch is taintarific.

by muniboy March 10, 2008

taintopheliac

An individual obsessed with the region between the ass and sex organ. This individual will ignore the "real" goodies and direct there attention to that region. This often causes "blue balls" and several other neglect-related disorders.

Your so liberal, you remind me of a trenchcoat wearing, lamb fucking, taintopheliac!

by "The" Irish Mark February 21, 2009

Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

by Steve "Funky Dizzle" Shnooba March 2, 2009

Taintssage

The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.

Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"

by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009