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booze hound

A person whose innate ability to sniff out (similar to a bloodhound, hence the namesake) an excuse to drink at any time or any place.
Elly is a real booze hound, she takes a shot after every Touchdown, fieldgoal, firstdown, turnover, and extra point.
by Baraq March 18, 2008
mugGet the booze houndmug.

Cock Hound

The Dick Bandits sidekick. This is usually some sort of retriever and aides the Dick Bandit by sniffing out potential cocks to steal.
I went to pet your dog and he totally stole my dick, he is such a Cock Hound!
by Dick Bandit Detective September 23, 2009
mugGet the Cock Houndmug.

booze-hound

Someone who drinks liquor like an absolute cunt.
"That fuckin' booze-hound drinks 2 bottle's of 'Bundaberg O.P' per day."
"Yeah what a rumpig!"
by Diego September 4, 2003
mugGet the booze-houndmug.

Powder Hound

"That was a really good run, I feel like such a powder hound!"

"Jeff really loves offpist skiing, he is a real powder hound!"
by SixthMayor January 6, 2019
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hound heaven

planting your scrotum on your face and taking a huge whiff

slapping your sack on someone's face and making them inhale
"dude, you ever felt like just putting your testicles on your face and taking a huge whiff?"
"are you kidding me?! i'm in hound heaven every night!"

"honey, what's wrong?"
"i got canned from my job."
"oh no! thats terrible."
"actually it gets worst. while i was sleeping in my office my boss informed me by politely planting his nuts on my grill, and forcing me to sniff them."
"awh, you were a victim of hound heaven."
by stebe December 28, 2005
mugGet the hound heavenmug.

ass hound

Someone who would prefer to chase hairy man ass than any other. Also can refer to someone who constantly makes a complete drunk disgrace of himself such as JZ. In both instances, the image of a dumbass dog, i.e. hound, sniffing his own shit and licking his own balls comes to mind.
As per every Saturday night, JZ's usual yelling and drunken nuisance left no doubt to the fact that he is an ass hound.
by Craig Rafa May 14, 2006
mugGet the ass houndmug.

Binderfender Hound

A dog, typically a pekingese or a cocker spaniel, that continually emits foul-smelling binderfenders.

Binderfender hounds are often laps dogs for old ladies who pamper them and feed them rich foods.
Lum Kee is a reeking binderfender hound. He stunk up the dog show last week.
by The Wog Whomper May 14, 2005
mugGet the Binderfender Houndmug.

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