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teen crush 

the feeling you get when your in high school and notice the opposite sex. You get butterflies in you stomach and feel that you two should belong together.
I have a teen crush on Billy from my English class :]
teen crush by Amanda Pereira December 22, 2007

teen wolf 

when a person has an outrageous amount of pubic hair....(in some circumstances can be used to decribe other hairy body parts)
Yo! Last night was popping until she removed her under garments and i saw that she was on teen wolf.
Her vagina needs a shower cap, her joint is on teen wolf.
teen wolf by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

teen parent 

An exclusive member of the extensive retard-breeding project funded by your government.

Don't mistakenly pity knocked-up teenage girls and mourn their "ruined chances at an amazing future". 10 times out of 10 teenage mothers are white trash or ghetto scum that were conceived as a result of their own mother's reckless sexcapades at age 16. The paramount of their life would have been a manager's position at Burger King. Now they'll never even accomplish that.

They will claim they used birth control every time prior to contracting pregnancy, but this is usually referring to a Catholic practice their Mexican boyfriend told them about that is known as the rhythm method. They are underage and poor so it is understandable that they did not have a car to drive to the free clinic and get condoms. However, it is ludicrous that these girls actually go through with the pregnancy as an abortion is easily conducted at home with a rusty wire coathanger.

The offspring of a teen parent is a bastard. In today's society this term is not spoken to the teen parent's face, but is still widely accepted for use behind their back.

You will never hear a plural form of this phrase, i.e. teen "parents".
Preggers: My grandma keeps getting on my case because I'm going to be a teen parent!

Jill: It's not too late to drive a knife into your gut and cut my taxes by 20%.

Preggers: I get everything I need free from a Christian pro-life foundation.

Jill: I work 40 hrs a week and starve to death paying for my rent and the for needs of your fat ass and your nasty little bastard.
teen parent by Bobolobo March 31, 2009

Teen porn name 

A name that A teen in the porn scene movement adopts similar to a porn star that shows how hot and sexy they are like for girls, wet dream, candy apple etc. and for guys trojan,ramses ect.
Teen porn name by The Fyry 13 December 2, 2010

teen cream

milky or watery semen produced by young adolescent boys
I sucked that lad off and got a mouthful of ace teen cream
teen cream by Attilla the hump June 13, 2003

teen movie 

Romantic and slightly comical movie aimed at people in their teens. These movies are usually based on multiple failed seduction attempts before the final, successful attempt on prom night. The fact that there is a reformed cool-guy winning over a girl with "sweetness" usually attracts young females to watch these shit movies. Parodized in Not another teen movie. On the rare occasion, when the movie is made for a male audience, it will not suck.
The breakfast club, pretty in pink, she's all that, ten things I hate about you, loser, most freddie prinze jr movies.
teen movie by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004