have a little sympathy for the jackass down south

Pick-up line for the desperate.

"Hey, can I buy you a drink?"
"No"
"Have a little sympathy for the jackass down south!"
"...I'm getting a restraining order."

by NotARapist April 24, 2005

reflex sympathetic nerve dystrophy

Look it up on google, dearies.

It happens when one side/the affected limb, etc., can't take the bruises, bumps (the beating), anymore, and instead of pain going away, it keeps repeating itself. The result of numbness, tingling pain, stiffness, tremors (shaking of the limb), color changes in the skin, temerature changes in the affected limb, and more.

It can also cause insomnia, migranes, nausia, etc.

To cut it short:

A pain in the ass.

some guy 1:Hey, dude.
some guy 2:Yeah?
some guy 1:My RSD is flaring up, I have to go home
some guy 2:That stinks.
some guy 1:Like you'd know! Bastard.

by Pfft May 13, 2005

sympathiesm

pronounced simpathy z em
the religion or act of worshipping milk and not going to church

The catholic church is losing many people to sympathiesm
because people would rather sleep in on sunday and worship milk for breakfast.

by travtmantreeman March 28, 2008

sympathy food

Food received by the family of a recently divorced relative. This food is usually from friends and family who try to help the family through their hard time with the help of pies and precooked dinners.

After Grandma died our refridgerator was stuffed with sympathy food a pie from my aunt, muffins from church my mom's church group and an entire precooked dinner from my uncle.

by Timboslice91 April 28, 2009

sympathy spewer

someone who vomits as an instant reaction to someone else vomiting. the adjective 'sympathy' is used not because the second vomiter feels bad for the first, but be cause they cannot control that vomit reflex when they see someone else vomit.

Today, I was impressing dinner guests by spinning my new baby in the air (something she loves), when she projectile vomited over the dinner table and the guests. My wife, who had spent three hours cooking was not impressed. Once of the guests was also a sympathy spewer. FML

by oliviagrizz May 15, 2009

sympathy grope

it starts as a sympathetic hug... but quickly segueways into a plea for symapthy sex.

I was feeling super crappy and my friend's brother hugged me. Little did I know it was a thinly disguised sympathy grope!!!

by sculder June 29, 2009

Sympathy Google

When you Google something because a friend is wrong about something retarded. You know they're an idiot, but you look it up anyway just to please their stupid little heart.

I'm not looking this up because I don't know, I'm doing it because I FEEL BAD for you. This is purely a sympathy google.

by Luuuuuuuke November 19, 2011