shmerg

To cum on your partners abdomen, then lay on top of them creating a suction with sex sweat and cum.

After Don came on Amy's belly, he collapsed upon her, locking their bodies in a shmerg.

by Big DKBastard August 24, 2008

sameria

a very sexual person, usually a bomb ass short darkskin, typically gay, dating some girl that's younger than her. has great teeth and a great ass ;)

"damn, you saw that girl walking past hobby lobby yesterday? "
"yeah, she's a real sameriaaaaaaa!"

by nohtingneds December 27, 2016

samer

i little shit that thinks he is cool that rides peoples dicks to the moon and likes sara

samer

yeah

fuck

u

by owen walker October 2, 2019

shmery

A large penis with pubic hair resembling a cheesesteak

Clay Aikens has a shmery

by jalien February 21, 2009

Simerly

someone who has a terrible name, and has no idea what he/she is talking about

Did you see simerly giving head behind the dumpster.-awesome mosher

Yeah shes such a 5 cent hoe!- even better mosher

by Dropkick Murphys Are the best February 6, 2004

shmerlin unit

a gang started up on the east coast of england by the most feared gangster of kent - s dot man. after terrorising the orpington area "its roughr than peckham unoe" he formed his own gang. aided by his accomplices merlin and the shepernator, the gang is now accountable for 90% of gun crime in london and the south east

guy 1: shuup prick
guy 2: u dont want me to ring up my shmerlin unit connexions
guy 1: im sorry im sorry anything but

by shmerlz March 23, 2009

Smerf

(V.) to put a blue food dye in a woman's vagina when fucking without her noticing

man 1: some girl was ripping on my friend real bad so i smerfed her during a one night stand. damn was she pissed when she found out. lol

by Dark Demon Troll June 30, 2010