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noob stock

A documentation/ inventory of noobs-- helpful for pure pwnage on such games as WoW and other MMORPG.
Jar's real world player Mike, took note of the various noobs in his game in his noob stock, to make sure he brought pwn unto them as frequently as he came across their noobish nuissance.
by Jar the Monk Squire January 20, 2008
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Stocking hoes

To have a high number of hoes at your service.
Y'all seen pimp Mac?, His count is up!
He is straight stocking hoes.
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stock blocking

This happens when another customer or a store employee leaves their cart in front of the product, or "stock" shelf that you need something from. Some grocery stores "stock block" themselves by setting up a temporary display in front of other items.
It sucks when you're in a rush to get some things from the store on your way home from work, and the aisles are full of people and their giant shopping carts, packed high and full, stock blocking the few things you came to pick up!
by edusk8r January 27, 2010
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Chicken stock

(курам на смех in Russian): what you say or do that is so idiotic/ridiculous/foolish that even chickens at the local farm will make laughing stock out of you.
Did you do or say anything chicken stock today?
by Sexydimma June 1, 2022
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Stock iron

A derogatory term used to describe players in the video game Minecraft that are wearing full unenchanted iron armor as opposed to something better such as enchanted diamond armor. It is often used in PvP game modes such as UHCs.
xX_MinecraftGod_Xx (wearing full enchanted diamond armor): lol kill that dude he’s just a stock iron
TryhardLuke72 (also full enchanted diamond): ok lol, brb
Stock iron: *gets absolutely obliterated in 2 seconds by TryhardLuke72’s diamond sword*
by Idc48374927 February 6, 2020
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Stock Gobbler

A member of staff who eats stock in a shop without paying
Sam: Have you had another twirl lewys??
Stu: Have you had another lucozade lewys??
Lewis: Yes
Sam: Stop being a stock gobbler you dick
by Samy roberts August 22, 2011
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five stocked

when playing a super smash bros battle, each player having 5 lives, then one player beat the other person without dying one. 5-0.
wanna get five stocked bro

dam he just got "5 stocked" playing super smash bros
by charlescharles October 11, 2012
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