Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Stealth Bombing

Insulting a certain individual without them ever finding out

"Damn Tiffany is such a Hitler Cunt" "Why are you stealth bombing on Tiffany so hard"

by Bin Laden's Meaty pussy October 14, 2016

Stealthy selfie

When you’re trying to take a stealth pic of someone’s (hair, fake tan, outfit, SO, etc...) so you fake a selfie to get the best shot.

I had to take a stealthy selfie as it only way I could get a pic of this chick’s ridiculous camo and cheetah combo

by MasonBurch March 13, 2018

stealth smasher

A man who smashes the crab of his girlfriend within close proximity of family or friends without anyone realising

Russell smashed the crab out of his mrs last night,the walls were that thin that surely somebody would have heard him

It’s a good job he’s a stealth smasher!!

by Boil the prawn yeeeeessss May 11, 2018

Stealth Mission

To approach an objective silently and undetected.

Or make ear breaking explosions everywhere.

Usually the second.

Stealth Mission? Bring the Rocket Launcher.

by Silenth32 March 22, 2019

Stealth level of weeb

Omega weeb,Weeb lord or Highest tier of weeb.

John:"When will you get married?"
Ming Lee:"When Ruri Accept my proposal"
John:"Who the fuck is this Ruri?"
Ming Lee:"She's my Waifu"
John:"Thats some Stealth level of weeb"

by The N word Inspector May 11, 2020

Stealth Misogyny

Joking about hating women when you actually do, in an attempt to find men who hate women too.

Someone: Yo, Ethan was going really hard on that stealth misogyny today huh

Everyone in Agreement: Yes

by scrivenerrrr January 22, 2021