Snarkling

To lick the man's boys while stroking the shaft thus giving the appearance that one is snorkeling.

The lady almost drowned while snarkling her man.

by Gasser December 25, 2014

sparting

When your partner farts in your crotch while spooning.

Whenever my lover can't stand the gas I pass in the house, I remind the time there was sparting in bed.

by spacebarshift September 15, 2009

starling

When someone is both too drunk and too high to perform oral sex.

"Baby, you're just laying in between my legs?" "Oh, I'm sorry, I'm starling."

by chick cat November 4, 2009

snarkling

portmanteau word combining the attempt at finding a 'parking' space in San Francisco and 'snarling', hence snarkling. Everyone in the city knows the experience.

When I tried to get to your wedding I wound up snarkling for half an hour and then I gave up and came home and snarkled around my block until I double-parked and got a ticket!

by jak attak November 24, 2007

Snarfling

the annoying sound the cup makes when the liquid is gone.

Cassie, stop snarfling, there's nothing left in that cup!

by S@M0wiTz December 29, 2009

sparkling toothbrush

after a girl swallows your load, you then kiss her afterwards before she brushes her teeth, therefore exposing yourself to swallowing your own babies

gross man you got a sparkling toothbrush!

by Rotorious 31 June 9, 2010

San Francisco Sparkling Disco

The act of inserting an entire disco ball plugged into a wall into your partner's anus. To complete this sexually enticing piss, the inserter must then urinate all over the disco ball to create an effect that shimmers and shines.

Yeah, I gave that four year old one hell of a San Francisco Sparkling Disco yesterday. That'll teach her not to where that sexy looking skirt!

by titty tickler of the seven sea September 17, 2017