A person who's obviously gay for their best friend, but they're still in the closet and pretending to be a ladies' man.
See also Dean Winchester
See also Dean Winchester
by Dark hole of depression October 03, 2018
Squirrel is delicious, nutritious and practically ubiquitous. You can use it for eating (cooking or eating it raw), heating (using it as firewood) or beating (once rigor mortis sets in, it becomes quite stiff, almost like a baseball bat).
1.
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"
2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"
Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"
Guy 1: "My mom always prepared me squirrel soup when i was sick"
2.
Guy 1:"Oh shit! He's beating him with a dead squirrel!"
Guy 3: "OH GOD PLEASE STOP OH PLEASE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WR---ACK!"
Guy 2:"Hol up i gotta record this"
by Sumrandomknucklesinatank April 02, 2022
by AuroraLovesHanJisung June 07, 2020
A beautiful and sexy squirrel known as Han Jisung. He is called squirrel because he looks like one. He has beautiful squirrel like visuals. He has cute squirrel like cheeks and when he eats he stuffs food into his mouth which makes his cute squirrel cheeks puff out just like a squirrel. In conclusion Squirrel=Han Jisung amen
by MilkAndKookies97 November 25, 2019
by Urban-Words July 18, 2019
Squirrel, n. — a pejorative term used by Scientologists denoting either:
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) An Independent Scientologist/Freezone Scientologist, Scientology reformist, one who practices Scientology outside the confines and sanction of the authoritarian Church of Scientology
2. (When used by Freezone/Independent Scientologists) Someone who alters the tech (Scientology doctrine) and uses off-beat, harmful, and/or ineffective practices. This was the original definition before David Miscavige changed it. However, due to the lack of resources and authority in the Freezone, as well as 2.0, it's sometimes accurate.
v. 1. (When used by Church of Scientology members) the action of practicing Scientology outside of Church sanction.
2. (When used by Freezoners) the act of editing Scientology beliefs, practices, and tech (the Bridge as it existed when LRH died); going off into off-beat/other practices, embracing harmful/Church-like/irrelevant to the reality of the Freezone policies, going into agreement with ones own misunderstoods of policy/doctrine. Acting like Miscavige. Among adherents of the Freezone, it is debated whether or not the Bridge is something that can be added to as an extension.
Adj. 1 (When used by CoS) Of or relating to Independent Scientologists and/or the Freezone
Adj. 2 (When used by Freezoners) Of or relating to changing the tech, or related to acting like Miscavige
N1: “These so-called independents are fucking squirrels.”
N2: “Dwarfenfuhrer and his cronies are a bunch of squirrels.”
V1: “Sir, we’ve noticed a huge influx of squirreling since we’ve stopped participating in any interviews. No sir, it seems to because those freezoners are fully willing to talk to journalists and authors. No sir not some dinky newspaper...CNN, sir. Yes sir like you 40 years ago...yes sir you’re very smart and handsome, totally not more wax than man...yes sir your whiskey is right here....don’t hit me again.”
V2. “Lol CofS has been squirreling the TRs courses out of existence.”
Adj1. “These squirrel orgs are becoming a problem. Moron says we can’t sue this time.”
Adj2. “This squirrel version of Dianetics is almost unreadable.”
N2: “Dwarfenfuhrer and his cronies are a bunch of squirrels.”
V1: “Sir, we’ve noticed a huge influx of squirreling since we’ve stopped participating in any interviews. No sir, it seems to because those freezoners are fully willing to talk to journalists and authors. No sir not some dinky newspaper...CNN, sir. Yes sir like you 40 years ago...yes sir you’re very smart and handsome, totally not more wax than man...yes sir your whiskey is right here....don’t hit me again.”
V2. “Lol CofS has been squirreling the TRs courses out of existence.”
Adj1. “These squirrel orgs are becoming a problem. Moron says we can’t sue this time.”
Adj2. “This squirrel version of Dianetics is almost unreadable.”
by Kanye MEST September 23, 2020