squares

see smogs

by Herb N. Dictionary November 4, 2002

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

Scooby Squirts

When someone starving in the desert intentionally defecates to consume their own feces, but instead of producing solid loafs they excrete a yellow-brown gelatin.

I'm trying to grab the loaf when it comes out but the Scooby Squirts keep running through my hands!

by Poopy Bandit September 15, 2010

Squirms

A piece of small matter, such as "lint" or "flying worms", that is stuck in the crevice of a buttox. They are usually washed out during showers, anal facilitation and maitenance after a toilet session, or rectal picking.

Wow those wool underpants contain potential squirms.

by Guh-eye May 31, 2005

Squirschk

To squirschk is to have a female orgasm. Derived from the imagined sound a female orgasm makes. Also synonymous with female orgasm or squirting.

I got so excited I squirschked my pants.

by Maxwell F. November 10, 2011

squirtswagon

A promiscuous female who receives continual creampies in an orgy.

"Did you see that girl getting the train ran on her?"
"Yeah, she's such a squirtswagon!"

by SarahTheWolf February 6, 2015

Squirsh

Squish and Squirt are two of my favorite words to say to all the moistenising people. So I combined them and made an even more moistenising word: Squirsh. Its the act of squishing something and squirting something at the same time.

This moistenising meal is so good, us people should squirsh it into my basement.
I like to squirsh things in my basement, why don't you supply man come join me and squirsh with me.

by not-a-cult-leader January 31, 2018