squealing sloth

When you place both your feet directly above in the two corners of a door cause your dick and balls to hang down. An unsuspecting girl walks in the room, opens up the door and gets hit in the face with the flopping sack and cock, usually causing her to squeal in disgust.

Jim gave Sally a squealing sloth and she bit his dick off.

by Trombone, Rusty February 4, 2007

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Attention seeking bitch

To be an attention seeking bitch means you seek for attention and chat nothink but pure waffle, yu act up and say utter bullshit to make people feel bad for yu but in reality it jus makes everyone hate yu Nd yu get tooken the piss out of for being an “attention seeking bitch” (Gabi)

OMG Gabbie Neale is such an attention seeking bitch, she telling everyone she’s cutting for attention and plays victim to everyone.

Omg guys did you see gabi the attention seeking bitch today crying for no reason at all jus for attention.

by K T R M October 14, 2019

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Squawking Seagull

when laying on a beach you throw sand into a girls vagina

Guy1:"oh dude did you see Tim just give that girl a squawking seagull"

Guy2:"Oh damn i missed it"

by kms0694 April 17, 2009

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squeezin' the tuna

1. The act of defecation characterized by abnormal fluidity and maladorous discharge

2. A runny and stanky dump

3. One of the many steps to preparing tuna at Jimmy Johns

Jimmy Johns employee 1: "I need some help squeezin' the tuna. Want to help?"

Jimmy Johns employee 2: "Yeah, we should probably get it out of the way."

Jimmy Johns employee 3: "You guys are fucking sick!"

by LoveMussel January 16, 2009

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