squanching gooner

someone who is addicted to masturbating to underage girls instagram posts while in the process of hanging themselves

Did you hear Alex is a squanching gooner?

by Gooning Enjoyer December 26, 2023

Sceeching

scratching in order to orgasm (usually on a penis)

"Hey bro I totally tried sceeching last night"
"Sick how'd it go?"
"It didn't feel like anything."

by soggywafflesxox January 3, 2024

Squeezing

To bust a nut.

She rubbed it just right I started squeezing

by Eat organic, avoid bioengineer November 12, 2023

Squeexing

The act of watching award winning "speedrunner" Squeex.

I'm over here Squeexing my shit, I got lotion on my shit right now.

by SqueexFan420 April 6, 2024

Squeeting

The action of intercourse between and male polar bear and a male horse

Did you know that when a male polar bear and and male horse have intercourse it’s called squeeting

by UNKNOWK12345678 May 13, 2024

Squinching

Verb: The action of lubricating one’s finger with lubricant, lotion and/or a condiment (ie. Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, etc.), pulling one’s butt cheek aside with the non lubricated hand; while pinching and tugging the poop out of one’s anal cavity, providing immediate gratification and release of bowels.

Dude! I haven’t pooped in eight days! I’m on a squinching streak bro!

by Marqueef2024 July 9, 2024

Squeeling

To make a high pitched squawk, shriek, or any unusual noises.

“Ava was squeeling at her math teacher about her grades “

by UserHarvardUniversity January 30, 2026