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Oh Spongebob, Why

When someone is driving and gets into an (often serious) accident, the passenger MUST say this. It's the law.
Spongebob: *Crashes into a lighthouse*

Mrs. Puff: *Inflates*

Oh Spongebob, why...
by Ubeenbamboozledson July 22, 2020
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Spongemonster

An extra-large tampon that can be inserted into multiple orifices for absorption of fluids resulting from heavy-flow days, or prison-rape days, or projectile-vomiting from seeing your wife drink a dirt pipe milkshake from a stranger.
It's a good thing you had an extra spongemonster, cause my ass got gaped by a homeless man this morning.
by Spongemonster Squarepants March 14, 2011
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spongebe

when you act like spongebob and like bendy at the same time
your a spongebe
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spongebroom

“Mind if I sweep up your afterbirth with my spongebroom?”

“No! That’s MY afterbirth!”
by andrews24 March 17, 2019
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Spongebob Squarepants

The only post-90's children's cartoon that's actually decent to watch.
Kid: Daddy, why can't I watch any cartoons?

Dad: Because son, everything they show today is jusr garbage that's gonna turn you into a mindless buffoon.

Kid: But what about Spongebob Squarepants? Does that mean I can't watch that too?

Dad: *watches episode of spongebob* Hmm, this show is actually pretty funny. Alright son, you can watch this.
by Dark solitude September 22, 2009
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Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 2, 2003
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Spongebob Circlepants

by Sponge Lover December 4, 2010
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