A girl who, whilst normal in other sexual respects, makes ape-like sounds when receiving sperm in her face.
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by Ghost July 27, 2003
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A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
R. "Poor Cunt, he looks half dead."
A. "He got captured by a Spunk Sponge."
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After wanking for the first time in two weeks I need at least two handkerchiefs to wipe up all the spunk.
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