Sploof

Stuffing Bounce sheets into a cut in half water bottle or paper towel roll to cover up the scent of marijuana.

dude blow through the sploof we don't need public safety coming up here again.

by LaMichael washin'ton December 14, 2010

loot sloot

An alternative to the "money honey" nickname for ladies on CNBC. Loot sloot describes a female who will do stuff for money, and not much of it.

Steve and Vito are sitting in the office watching CNBC. Vito sez to Steve, "Check out the loot sloot on Morning Call, I'd love to get into her portfolio."

by SK19 May 11, 2006

sploogable

A female worth ejaculating on.

Natalie Portman is sploogable.

by IronChefTex April 28, 2005

slootie

a girl who is younger than you thats a hoe, dresses premiscuiously and looks sexy doing it.

roger and sam see some girls walking down the street..
Roger: damn those girls are fine..
Sam: ohh yeah they dont look any older than 18
Roger: yeah gotta love them slooties

by rachel t June 21, 2006

splooge filled napkin

a dick face who acts/smells like a used napkin filled with some little swimmers

you suck you splooge filled napkin like teabagger

by tea bagger delux August 18, 2006

sploodge

getiing shot with sperm or shooting your sperm

i will sploodge on your face

by ajm April 4, 2003

Splooey

Ejaculatory fluid

"Dude, you've got a major splooey stain on your pants!"

by jkl April 29, 2002