Sploda

Another term used to refer as “Blow ur load” or “cum.

Bruv. no homo, finna sploda all over ur face dawg

by Daritto_V_ March 9, 2020

Yoinky sploinky

A male climax reached through a handjob

Ay bro. Did Debra make you yoinky sploinky last night?

by Jake State Farm April 7, 2021

splid

A portmanteau of spoon and lid (sp+lid) describing the makeshift spoon fashioned from the lid of a pre-packaged food item.

Victoria wanted to eat her yoghurt but didn't have a clean spoon so peeled back the foil and made a very neat splid that would impress even the most accomplished of origami experts.

by mark.1981 August 12, 2010

Sploodge

to strain whilst shitting

i was having to really sploodge hard before i crapped myself

by parky August 15, 2003

Splode

what happens to your head when someone just wont shut up!

Be quite or my head will splode!

by C:/dos run December 10, 2004

splodge

He owns you. OWNS YOU I SAY!

"You own as much as splodge!"

by yoshi July 22, 2003

Sploinkie

A slur that can be used toward anyone of any race/gender/sexuality/ethnicity.

"God your such a Sploinkie" - John
"What!?!?1" - Jeff
"You should be offended" - John

by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 5, 2022