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Cock Split

The ratio, based on 100%, of a cock's potential hardness, arousal, and size.
Person being fondled, "Whadda you think - 60/40?"

Fondler, "Dude, I am not yet familiar with your cock split, but, I dunno, maybe 70/30?"
by cbizl September 15, 2011
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Split The Pipes

When you send that soccer ball into the back of the box with authority!
Holy Cow...Katie is only a freshman and yet she just split the pipes!!!
by The real Johnny S August 18, 2022
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gasm split

Hey baby, can I eat your gasm split tonight.
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
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dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.
"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."
by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017
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royal split

The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split
The vagina, pussy, vagene, aka the royal split

You gotta get ya ding-dong wet in the Royal fuckin’ split
by Meat beef October 19, 2020
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split step

A tennis technique in which you jump up then the instant you land on both feet you ran towards the ball.
Person one:I nailed an awesome topspin on my opponent.
Person two:Awesome, so you beat him?
Person one:No, he did a split step and barely got to it.
by Slipp May 26, 2007
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Cheeseburger Split

When your ex mrs brings you a cheeseburger, then you fuck her so hard her pussy bleeds.
Did you hear about Matt? He gave his ex a cheeseburger split!

Woah, nice!
by Themowingman July 6, 2020
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