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Soviet Sphere

A number of russians sitting in a circle passing a bottle of vodka
Man, last nights soviet sphere was amazing
They met up for their anual soviet sphere
by Scarcely March 25, 2017
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Soviet Grenade

The act of having sex with a Russian girl and then finishing on a Russian girls face whist jerking with one hand and slapping her across the face with the other hand while at the same time yelling "For mother Russia Comrades the Red Army will never surrender”
Person 1: how was that tinder date?
Person 2: great, I pulled a Soviet grenade on her and knocked her unconscious.
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Soviet

A council following the October Revolution. You can also use "Soviet" as a racist insult towards Russians.
Dick: "Yo. That Russian girl bit my dick while giving me head, leaving a hammer and sickle on it!"

Johnson: "Well... Call that bitch a Soviet then. Considering few know how true Communism works."
by BeerChuggin'German January 31, 2009
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Soviet dammit

Like god dammit only used by Soviets because they don't believe in God and can't or face the wrath of 21 AK-74's.
Hey, at least they don't have to worry about going to church on sundays.
Kate-tov Shalashaska: Josef I just sold your car with out your permission!

Josef: Soviet Dammit Kate-tov you are lucky your not pregnant because I would lock you in your room!
by Josef Ebby April 4, 2008
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In Soviet Russia

A quote used by people who think they're slav and try to tell someone how hard it was back home.
In Soviet Russia, you don't cook food, Food cook you
by MikeyD25 January 31, 2018
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Soviet-Assasin

1 An ignorant fuckhead.
2 A loser who is in a clan called LT.
3 A skinny fucker who couldnt hurt a fly.
4 Nerd who likes to lick his friends arses while they sleep.
"You're a total fuckwit, you remind me of Soviet-Assasin"
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Soviet Union

(noun)

The large area between the legs of a communist (or socialist) consisting of the collective of dick, balls (in females: clit, labia, pussyhole), grundle, asshole and the lower asscheeks. Although residing equally in each person, it is considered a public body for the purposes of insult or the site of potential sexual revolution.
1: Comrade! Share the pack of cigarettes with me, I'm strung!
2: Oh yeah? Serve my Soviet Union, urod, I need it!
1: Well, I hope it collapses, blyat!
2: ( ゚Д゚)

Beautiful devotchka, let's get to my flat and make Soviet Union together!
by 4x7a175e December 25, 2019
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