Snot Ghosts

When your nose is running so much and is so raw that instead of blowning your nose for the hundredth time you just stick tissues up your nose so snots not dripping out, the remainder of the tissue sticking out of your nose resembles old fashioned sheet ghosts. Hence Snot Ghosts.

My nose is so raw from blowing it so much, that I opted for snot ghosts today for some relief.

by OutbreakMonkey May 8, 2009

monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008

love snot

Cum.

Please put your hand in my underpants and jiggle it around until I produce love snot. Thanks, Simon.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

cock snot

gooey semen. ie snot like consistency substance secreted from the cock

You look hot with my cock snot of your face bitch.

by Ross August 29, 2003

Ass Snot

Ass Snot is the flemmy substance discharged, usually with stool, after contracting a stomach flu. This release is one of the last steps to recovery and is marked by generally feeling relieved.

Honey, you would not believe the disgusting Ass Snot that was in the toilet after I took a crap. I think I'm finally getting over the stomach flu.

by D'Kid February 13, 2009

Penis snot

male ejaculate

She gobbled up my penis snot

by The Phantom July 16, 2003

snot knocker

In football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was hit has snot literally knocked out of his nose. More common in the winter when people tend to have colds. Sometimes called a "slobber knocker".

Wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they're afraid they'll get a snot knocker.

by Augie September 7, 2003