Pass a Snickers 

To take a dump, pinch a loaf.

After Cedric finished filling the pitcher with piss, he was calm enough to venture into the crowded bathroom to pass a snickers.

Pass a Snickers by Hieronymus June 15, 2008

Lemony Snickets 

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.

I was late picking her up, I called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. The date just went all Lemony Snickets.

Lemony Snickets by A.J. Barnes November 11, 2005

Sticker Paralysis 

The effect caused by having a really awesome sticker and no appropriate place to use it. General symptoms include keeping the sticker in a drawer and never actually using it. Sometimes resulting in affixation remorse.

"I have contracted a case of sticker paralysis from this Vintage Apple sticker. I can't decide if I should put it on my fake plastic guitar or my rear window or my skateboard. It is too precious to use on just anything.

Sticker Paralysis by grimfish March 5, 2009

Meth Lab Zoso Sticker 

Your cock. After the song Meth Lab Zoso Sticker which the writer claimed was about male sexual bravado. Announcing to the all the women in town he has something for them.

Got a meth lab Zoso sticker rolled up in my pocket, got a 7 inch trigger finger don’t know how to stop it, got a one way pile driver no where left to use it....... got a genuine mother maker .....
And I’m giving it all to you.

Meth Lab Zoso Sticker by Thewolfofwolf August 21, 2018

Tipper sticker 

Warning labels placed on CDs that are deemed to be offensive by a group of white Christian grandmothers.

Wal-Mart will sell guns but it won't sell albums with a Tipper sticker, 'cos it's okay for kids to have weapons as long as they don't listen to music with dirty words.

Tipper sticker by Cimmerian Southpaw October 13, 2003

cancer sticker 

a smoker

nyc is full of cancer stickers

cancer sticker by h. jablome October 27, 2008

Tough sticker 

A tattoo

Problem with getting a tough sticker is that you can't exactly wash it off. That shit is for life.

Tough sticker by llamamamall October 10, 2010