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simpering twat

A person who constantly whines, moans and simpers about the trivialities of their existence.
Danny is such a simpering twat. He always moans about how small his dick is.
by expres April 21, 2011
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Simpe

Its crazy just crazy yet, so god damn mother fucking Simpe.
by Just Shut up. September 3, 2003
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Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.
"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"
by Mike November 29, 2004
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Simpe

Owning Jim is so simpe.

Dude shut up. Its so simpe.
by Tobe. September 1, 2003
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Secret Simpletons Society

1. The inept white trash that join the Free Masons, thinking they'll get all kinds of special privileges. 2. Any masonic lodge comprised of mostly non-college educated dip shits.
definition 1.

dip shit 1: My monthly dues are as much as the lot rent at my trailer park. It's worth it if the brotherhood can protect my meth lab from the DEA.

dip shit 2: Why do all of the guys in city lodges call us the Secret Simpletons Society?

dip shit 1: I think that's our codename. I'll have to go Google it.

definition 2.

urban mason: God am I sick of visiting these Secret Simpletons Society lodges. They always need rides. I got my Bentley Continental detailed twice to get get their stink out of it.
by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 31, 2010
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simpath

A large cow that eats dog poo for fun and is very gay. It tends to be very ugly and licks mold from the ground for fun
Simpath is Simrath
Simpath is funny
by Tom brent December 7, 2006
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Simpery

The most degenerate, unconstitutional, distrustful, disrespectful, heinous sin and crime any child born of God can even fathom committing.
Johnny:hey Travis did you see Mariana today? She looked so hot. I wish we could be together someday but we're just friends for now.
Travis: you degenerate Simp. Simpery is sin. I'm calling the cops and the pope. May God have mercy on your miserable soul.
Niggalations 1:69 : Thou shalt not Simp. For they shall surely be put to death.
by The Greek God Mark August 8, 2020
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