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Shooting a Squirrel

When a girl wearing a Dress sits with her legs spread showing you her Junk.
That Cute Blond Chick was "Shooting a Squirrel" at you during Math Class.
by Johnny Nomad October 8, 2011
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drive-by shooting

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To take a vehicle and drive by someone or someones house, pointing the gun out either the passenger or drivers window and firing repeatedly at an intended target.
Yoyo dun fuck with the g unit or we bust a ghetto driveby on yo ass.
by pwnz0r September 4, 2003
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drive-by shooting

To go out with friends who all have a bullet for the purpose of consuming cocaine.
You going out tonight?

Hell yeah, we're gonna go on some drive-by shootings!
or
We're going to have some drive-by shootings!
by NOZER June 10, 2009
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scootching

when a dog rubs his ass along the ground after pooping.
My dog scoothes along the floor leaving skid marks behind.
by mary ann August 17, 2003
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scooting

Scooting around the city on my scooter is the easiest way to get around.
by repeaz February 8, 2009
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smoothing one out

To "smooth out" one's erection
To masturbrate as a male
To jack off
So I was in my room smoothing one out when my mom walked in...
by Dr.AlfredKinseyatLarge April 24, 2008
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shooting laces

Thick, heavy and long male ejaculate that explodes out in a manner that resembles long shoe laces after sexual intercourse or masturbation.
Guy 1: Let's hit the casino fellas, where is Troy at?
Guy 2: He's in the bathroom shooting laces.

Guy 1: Is Johnny gonna make the tee time?
Guy 2: No, he said he was up all night shooting laces.
by Texas2Fists June 12, 2014
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