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Harlem Shake

Most annoying dance trend ever besides Gangnam Style in which both have been plaguing the Internet. The idea of one dancing while everyone else remains unaware and then jump-cuts to where everyone starts dancing along has got to be the most ridiculous shit ever.
Person 1: Dude, Harlem Shake is so funny. You gotta look it up on Youtube. I might as well start one myself.

Person 2: Dude, shut the hell up. As much as you would post links about Kony and change your Facebook pic to that Kony promo pic, you are obviously just wanting to fit in the latest *viral* trends just so you won't feel left out.
by dalfkjasdlk February 26, 2013
mugGet the Harlem Shakemug.

shake rape

when you see someone you know and they offer you there hand for a greeting shake as one would at a business interview. However at the last second they try and do some fancy bro shake with you ending in epic fail on all accounts. This usually leaves the unsuspecting recipient feeling ashamed and less then a man.
(Situation: At the club in front of some girls and you get shake raped by a bro)

girls: hahahaha you totally fucked that up you must have a small penis

you: fuck that!, I just got shake raped.
by matttatts September 6, 2011
mugGet the shake rapemug.

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands
Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight
mugGet the Shake Weightmug.

Cracker Shake

White/ European dudes hitting each other's hands back and forth
And there were to crackers doing the cracker shake
by albainancracker2020 April 14, 2020
mugGet the Cracker Shakemug.

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake
"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."
by DamianaSola February 11, 2014
mugGet the The Haslam Shakemug.

penis shake

when two guys are naked and stand too close to each other or run into each other and their penises touch it is known as a penis shake. sometimes resulting in a dongknot.
after the big game, the guys hit the showers. tom carelessly walked into ben and gave him a penis shake.
by TallPeniz February 4, 2009
mugGet the penis shakemug.

Stretch & Shake

When Brady the lab got up from sleeping he did a stretch & shake to wake himself up.
by Uncle Joosie May 20, 2018
mugGet the Stretch & Shakemug.

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