Sexual Harrisment

What School Teachers, Staff, and all School Adult members say to any given member of the student male population when they are anywhere within the distance of 4 inches from any given member of the student female population.

Also known as "Sexual Harassment"

Billy: So Jane, I'll see you after school ok?
Jane: Ok billy, i love you.
*They hug and kiss*
Teacher: BILLY, IM REPORTING YOU FOR SEXUAL HARRISMENT!
Billy: What? shes my girlfri-
Teacher: Thats a referral for disrespecting authority by talking back to your teacher, and sexually harrising a girl!

by Batsuto Malinois July 20, 2008

Drag Sexual

Drag Sexual is when you find drag queens hot in and out of drag . Even if your lesbian, gay, bi-sexual (ect..) you may still find drag queens attractive. Drag queens are so talented, beautiful, funny (and so much more) that its nearly impossible not to love them. It isn't a bad thing to be attractive to drag queens because love is love. So just to remind you that if your attracted to drag queens don't worry your not the only one.
IF YOU CAN'T LOVE YOURSELF HOW THE HELL YOU GONNA LOVE SOMEBODY ELSE! CAN I GET AN AMEN UP IN HERE!

Me- "omg Adore Delano is so hot in and out off drag"
Friend- "GURL aren't you straight"

Me- "Nooo, I'm definitely drag sexual!"
Friend- "DRAG SEXUAL?? wtf is that!"
Me- "Search it on urban dictionary *tongue pop*"

by TaPpEd ToNkIn November 15, 2019

sexual choke

Sexual Choke; when a male slightly but comfortably grips a females throat.

Him; I just wanna choke you sometimes. (Sexual choke)

Her; Come over her and do it then.

by 2k.Godd January 8, 2017

Sexual Resume

A document in which men can keep record of their sexual encounters, to be presented as proof of experience when enticing a lady friend.

Doug: "Hello Candy, I'd like to offer you a copy of my sexual resume. As you can see, when I was 13 I did the ziggy with a professional gymnist from the Czech Republic, when I was 15 I eiffel towered my friend cameron's sister (in his room), and at 19 I received my first rusty trombone from a Tibetan Yoga Master named Crystal. She has offered to provide a recommendation, if necessary."

by Pickups101 April 26, 2012

meta sexual harassment

Where you would normally say something that could be construed as sexual harassment, you instead mention that you can't say it because it could be considered sexual harassment.

Person 1: OH MAN! Where do I send your Funny Guy Award???
Person 2: I'd tell you but then I'd have to go to sexual harassment training
Person 1: nice meta sexual harassment.

by jkitchen April 28, 2008

Mim-sexual

It means "to love ones self". The word "mim" means "me" in Portugees. Therefore, it's exact definition would be an individual who loves themselves and can find no one else that appeals to them or their standards thus staying away from the realtionship scene. Some would say these individuals are vain and full of themselves but to any Mim-sexual this is one of many ways of eaither saying their staying away from the pain of a relationship or they're just not interested in sharing their love with others.

I do not think anyone else is worthy of the love I have to give I love myself and don't think anyone elses deserves me but me therefore I am a Mim-sexual.

by I.AM. May 27, 2008

sexual relief

That feeling that a weight has been taken off your shoulders after sex. The anxiety and tension during periods of sexual inactivity is released and leads to a brief period of relaxation.

That was what I needed all along, sexual relief smoothened me up.

by siriusbaby June 8, 2016