Selfish

The worst kind of selfish, true selfishness, is the one that pretends to put someone else before themselves. The one who pretends someone else is number one.

She was the worst kind of selfish, she didn't just eat the last piece of bread, or save the last piece of cake for herself, numero uno, but she also pretended that everything she did in life was done for someone else, that someone else was number one (she was as uber competitive as she was not to become number one, she claimed, but to do it for other people, to make everyone else number one despite her being the one to actually benefit from it). She was the kind of coward that would never tell anybody who ate the last piece of bread or cake, they would fight amongst each other and still never find out who ate it (unless fear of embarrassment or a tarnished image kept her from eating the last piece of cake that she would have otherwise went for).

by Solid Mantis February 11, 2021

Selfish

A natural human trait.

We are all selfish creatures and life it or not, it is part of our humanly characteristics

by UltimateDoge March 15, 2021

Selfish

Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone

Amy you are being very selfish

by Thekingsking July 20, 2021

Selfish

Won't move a bag when it's annoying someone

Amy you are being very selfish

by Thekingsking July 20, 2021

selfsome

masturbating

"i had a selfsome last night, it felt so good"

by crankthaturieclaire August 17, 2021

Selfish Sharter

someone who is acting annoying or rude

person A: “why is your sister being so annoying?”
Person B: “i don’t know, she’s really being a selfish sharter”

by kathy jenkins 91 August 26, 2021

selfship

Selfshipping is as simple as it sounds: It's where you ship yourself or a self insert with a character you like.

Person 1: Have you seen Allison's blog recently?

Person 2: Yeah, she has a selfship of her OC and Kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh!

by Anonymistresse October 15, 2021