dirty schuler

When Jake Schuler has sex with another dude, first in the ass and then in the mouth, and finally ejaculates his load simultaneously with the ejaculation of a dead girls mung.

Did you try the Dirty Schuler on my dead mom?

by Humbert 4 February 22, 2005

Schleaze

(noun) A white wienersmoker originating from California. The only thing that exceeds his IQ score is his waist size.

(adjective) Pejorative description for a small penis.

Translated to Faganese for Schleaze:

1. A fabulouth chap who hailth from Schlong Beach, U.ETH. of (g)A(y)! The only thing that extheedth hith FABULOUTH IQ thcore ith the thithe of hith ath! (_)_)

2. 8D

by Katsu March 1, 2005

schleeb

when resin drips in your mouth from a bowl or weed from a bowl, joint etc.. goes in your mouth and chokes you.

"fuck, puffy just schleebed in my mouth."

"Damn, that dooby just schleebed at me!"

by jjrk December 28, 2005

schlep

A name used for a lower class idiot who sits on his own in class and has a liking to eating glue and pens whilst managing to always get something stuck up his nose. This type of person would usually smell of piss and write peoples names down in a little book to report to the Head Teacher. He would also pick up small change that people throw away at school (mostly at him).

Look at Boon over their eating stuff again, he's a right Schlep " Yeah he's a smelly glue sniffing bastard with pens stuck to his eyelids again" "Lets throw a coin at him"

by Simonster July 16, 2008

schlems

a word used in a rural area, that means
"skew"

pearson A: where you go?
pearson B: I go schlems up

by guellatoni May 12, 2004

schlep

A HVAC repair man who lacks the ability and intelligence to do his job when it's 94 degrees outside. Uncommonly needs you to pick him and his kids up and bring them to your house for the appointment because he has a DUI. Tells you it's to hot out to work on the unit and he will come back later that day and does not answer his phone to set up a time. Note to all, don't use a friend of a friend....

Did I hire the only schlep HVAC repair man in the USA?

by Sib the HVAC repairman hater August 18, 2009

Schlecht

One who shaves his legs, prances around like a fairy, and endulges in anal sex with family members.

"That Schlecht loves the cock."

by Tiner March 28, 2003