schnide

The lowest possible price a salesperson can offer; actual cost with minimal markup.

When buying jewelery

Salesperson: That ring is $4,500
Customer: C'mon now, gimme the schnide.

by Justin Shore May 1, 2007

Schadenfreude

Insult. A way to put down others that disagree with your own personal incorrect thoughts and opinions.

Person 1: "Ben Weasel totally punched two women!"

Person 2: "No he didn't you schadenfreude!"

by Markust September 10, 2011

Schpader

A derogatory term such as loser.

Later schpader.

by Nico B August 5, 2008

Schwade

combination of the slang word "schweet" and the name of the smooth material "suede". Used to describe something/someone awesome.

"how was last night's party?"
"sooo many hot chicks were there"
"schwade! that rules"

by curtis murphy November 9, 2007

Schadenfreude

Asshole who doesn't care for ones true feelings.

Pat is a Schadenfreude.

by eNvisioNx March 17, 2009

Schadendroid

Deriving pleasure from others Android misfortunes

Look at that idiot droid user. Im feeling a little Schadendroid

by BrokenTrace August 3, 2011

Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck

While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner

by michael9738918 November 19, 2014