schlock ball

A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.

Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!

by The WordMaster May 24, 2003

schfool

the cross between a schmuck and a fool.

simply defined as an obnoxious or contemptible person, one who lacks judgment or sense. a jackass.

"Look at that schfool wearing his raincoat in the club!"

"You are such a friggin' schfool. Please get away from me!"

by Dear23 May 12, 2010

schloff

Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker

"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"

by the original G July 12, 2014

Scamopoly

A business or governmental entity that is both a scam and a monopoly. Their apathetic activities often result in a lot of cursing from the general public.

CH: Those ass warts at AT&T keep raising my bills and I can't do a damn thing about it since my building isn't wired for any other services.

DD: Damn bro those nut guzzlers are running a classic scamopoly; they're on some IRS and Standard Oil type shit.

by TheDieLan June 26, 2018

schkoovatz

Nothin, Nada, zilch

Pronounced: Shh-Coo-Vots

"Yo, what you up to tonight?"
"Schkoovatz, you tryna chill?"

by Gator Johnny June 27, 2018

Plug Schlobers

Plug Schlobers is an insult you use on triplets.
It is very effective...

Jean: Im a big fat chicken

Mohammed: I enjoy eating deep-fried lamb lounce

Gene: Sup
Kathrine: Sup
Hubert: Sup
Mohammed: Stfu you fucking Plug Schlobers

by Mathaugostdidbailoud March 23, 2021

schload

shit load -- see shload

There's a schload of calories in this steak, egg, and cheese biscuit!

by Stealth Rabbi February 26, 2005