The difficult undertaking of initiating masturbation at the start of the 2002 classic film, About Schmidt, with the intent to maintain arousal into the movie, with completion occurring at the infamous, Kathy Bates hot tube scene. Challengers must maintain arousal until completion, which must occur during that scene.
Mark: Jim? What's wrong??
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
Jim: Yeah, I just attempted the "About Schmidt" Challenge, and failed.
Mark: Bummer, I know how much this means to you. Well, how far did you get?
Jim: I was only able to get to the old lady's funeral, and then I released prematurely.
Mark: Now hey, that a new personal record for you. I've never even gotten past the "breakfast in the RV" scene. Baby steps!
Jim: Yeah mane, I guess we have a lot of work ahead of us!
Mark: Heros get remembered, but the Legends never die.
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The animated host of the German show, Hallo aus Berlin. Rolli is a 15 year old boy who sits in his monitor room and watches the everyday lives of children. His best friend, Rita, loves hanging out with him. When Rolli and Rita are seen together, it usually ends in hilarious moments.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen the show Hallo aus Berlin?
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
Person 2: Oh, the one with Rolli Schmidt?
Person 1: Yeah! It's a great show.
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Get the Alica Schmidt mug.the act of being fun at a party for less than an hour, immediately followed by forcefully vomiting on furniture/floor and going unconscious
guy 1: "i went to get her a drink and then she disappeared for like 20 minutes. turns out she was passed out in the basement!"
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
guy 2: "yeah i heard she puked in 3 different rooms... must've pulled a schmidt."
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Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
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