schmerb

it is slang for weed or marijuana

"yo D got any schmerb"?
"yeah J my Schmerbals are chronic"

by zachcraft206 October 27, 2006

schmeem

A female that acts very slutty and tricks males into thinking that they will be "getting lucky", just to steal their hope. They might hook-up, but there will be none of the following; BJ's, HJ's, Tossed Salad, Blumpkin, a Portugeese Breakfast, etc.

That girl was such a schmeem! She was talking about all the guys she had sex with and i got was a kiss on the cheek.

by Thomas Blumpkin July 27, 2007

schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016

schmeeb

noun- a girl/woman, usually very hot

" Yesterday, I saw a nice schmeeb on the crosstown bus; I hope she's there tomorrow!"

by thelenis May 7, 2007

schmezeles

o my gosh, ouch,really, (suprised) etc.

Schmezeles, i dropped a bowling ball on my toe!

by maddie.pierce October 31, 2007

schmeerd

A gay person who has a fetish for peanut butter.

That guy is so weird, I wonder what it would be like to be a schmeerd.

by wa1kingdicti0narylmao February 4, 2016

schmele

An extremely stupid person. Will probably never get laid. Loves anime and video games. Thinks that he or she is really cool but is actually not.

Wow that guy was such a Schmele.

by Squirreldukey June 5, 2016