schlimp

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

A Schloppy One

When your butthole explodes and shit ends up all around the toilet bowl somehow

Dont go in there man...I just took a schloppy one.

by Donald Trumps Hair October 6, 2015

nap schlumped

Waking up from a nap, and you dont know what year is this.

"dude wake up"
*waking up*
"What year is this, where am I, why are we here, where is John Lennon, what is life?"
"oh you got a nap schlumped ,dont you?

by Phewthank-eenuh May 28, 2018

Schlim-schloms

That awkward inbetween stage of liking someone where it’s more than a crush, but you also don’t want to go as far as using the “L” word.

I had schlim-schloms for them, but they didn’t feel the same way.

by Caaaaaaaaaaaarrrlll August 1, 2018

Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

Block Schlopper

The term used to describe a brick layer who is immensely skilled at their job.

"The construction team is mighty lucky to have that block schlopper working for them."

by toxic_shr00m May 2, 2022

Glorp on my Schlorp

1. The act that causes one to garage.
2. The wettest, messiest head possible. Just the real gawk gawk. The sloppiest toppy. The most drooly, moist affair involving a penis since 1967. The real mouth porking 3000.

She glorp on my schlorp till I garage

by Desired_Garlic October 12, 2023