blandy salad

When a girl puts lettuce on your dick and then performs a blandy, good ones often contain some kind of salad dressing.

My girl was given me such a good blandy salad last night, I just had to go eat some salad after

by Meehoy Neehoy March 16, 2015

Salad head

A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that

Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?

by KentuckyFriedHumans January 2, 2020

Chilli Salad

A Rim job given directly after a shit is taken. Also called a "Wendy's value menu special"

her face looked tan after giving me that chilli salad

by Autumn Beller September 27, 2009

Planet Salad

The place where dreamer's on hallucinogenic drugs go.

Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.

by john_witten January 4, 2012

Ranchy Salad

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes

Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

by BonerCoveredInShit March 20, 2010

crap salad

when a dj cant mix two tracks together, let alone mixing a salad... therefore: crap salad = crap set.

PARIS : That was a shit mix...

JAE : yeah, that dj couldnt mix a salad...

PARIS : unless it was a crap salad.....

------------------------ 30 mins later ------------------------

*dj plays shit mix*

PARIS : WTF was that?

JAE : Crap salad.

by JPG.PP July 23, 2010

Gorilla Salad

1. A thick, course public bush reminiscent of the jet black hair of the eastern mountain gorilla (G. beringei beringei).

2. Professional ice hockey player and all around mouth-breathing dick-clown Daniel Carcillo.

Chicago Blackhawks forward Dan "Gorilla Salad" Carcillo has been suspended indefinitely, pending an in-person hearing with the NHL's Department of Player Safety regarding an act of aggravated stupidity.

by Tankho February 26, 2013