john_witten's definitions

Angry Gargoyle

The act of urinating in one's own mouth and then angrily spitting it at stunned bystanders. Often performed by people who are 'Schutzied'.

How's Brett's form?! He just did the angry gargoyle to Ray's friends from the city!

by john_witten December 28, 2011

Planet Salad

The place where dreamer's on hallucinogenic drugs go.

Guy 1: Hey Schutzy, how are you wdc?
Guy 2: He's not with us dude. He boarded the acid-ship to Planet Salad 40 minutes ago and he won't be back for a while.

by john_witten January 4, 2012