Hump Riding

To be transported from one place to another while being seated comfortably on the well-apportioned derriere of an elderly woman.
Mertrude, I gotta go to the store, time for some hump riding.
by indierockranger April 29, 2010
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L ride

" yo lets go on an L ride"
by Kelly Shields April 04, 2003
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moustache ride

One-sided definition describing the male performer in an oral sex act.
Person 1: "Who wants a moustache ride?"
Person 2: "I do; I want one."
by G-Diddy June 24, 2003
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Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017
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Pussy-riding

It means when a female sucks up to another female for what ever reasons or when a male is sucking up to a female.
Jane: OMG Kate your outfit is so cute I love the designs and everything it goes well with your eyes and hair
Kate: Jane.........stfu stop pussy-riding jeez
Jane: How am I pussy riding????
Kate: ur sucking up to me because you know I get my true best friend awesome gifts like Puma shoes or Fenty Beauty or even concert tickets
Jane:..........oh okay
Kate: oh okay my ass gtfo out my face pussy-riding ass
by shady_bissshhh16 October 06, 2017
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Riding for the brand

Displaying proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them. This phrase is often found in Louis L'Amour's books.
The ranch hand wouldn't go work for another outfit; he'd been riding for the brand for 20 years. Dance with the one who brought you loyalty fidelity
by Darkside of K January 27, 2016
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snide ride

scottish saying for someone who is completely shit in bed
yeah he was a snide ride, he couldn't even get it up.
by fugly chick August 24, 2010
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