friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.

Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"

by Dog Ross June 7, 2023

Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.

I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.

by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009

Ralph

A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.

Ralph hates dogs

by kwiggle October 4, 2019

Ralph Lauren

Exclusive brand for the best of the best! Teenagers with a great sense of style and prep wear this brand. They are true fashionistas. Some people just don't look good in Ralph Lauren, however others do. You should consult a person who wears Ralph Lauren before you wear it yourself. Remember, not everyone can be the ""Hot and Sexy Ralphy!"

Dang man you lookin hot and sexy in that Polo by Rlaph Lauren, your such a preppy fashionista! polo Ralph lauren

by OzzyOswald July 14, 2016

ralph nader

the best term for weed ever, cause ya know hes from the green party.

yo you wanna smoke some ralph nader?

you know it hook it up.

by Don L January 23, 2008

Ralphritis

A very painful form of arthritis suffered by Ralph Drabble, especially after working in the yard. The condition is so painful that sometimes he can hardly stand up. It is often accompanied by him talking to his body, saying things such as "Come on, left knee!" or "Keep going lower back!" The best known cure is the Drabble Stand, the exercise with which he ends his yard chores.

Ralph: Oh no, not Ralphritis! I'm gonna have to do a Drabble Stand, big time. Come on, left knee! You can do this! Easy, easy now.

LeRoy: What is that? What's with the groaning? Why are you cheering on your body like that? I don't do that.

Ralph: (he massaging his knees because he was kneeling on the ground) Its my Ralphritis. Its this disease I have. Terrible stuff.

LeRoy: I've got almost the same thing. My knees hurt when I run. Or when I've been working out too much. (he bends down and touches his toes) See, I know just what you're talking about. It is terrible.

Ralph: Yeah, we're in the same boat. We both have arthritis. But at least we know how to stretch it off. Its not easy with Ralphritis, though.

LeRoy: How do you do it? I want to know.

Ralph: A Drabble Stand. Here, I'll show you how. (He shows LeRoy how) You ease up out of the kneel. You don't just go all at once. That way you'll get a good stretch. See? Its easy. (both speaking together) Here's to Ralphritis! A yard warrior's best friend!

by Dusty's Baby Powder August 17, 2011