Ramen Markin

a lousy faggot who never showers and wears the same clothes.

Yo did you see ramen markin today he smelled like my moms doomstick

by cessbagger666 April 25, 2009

Ramen Balance

1. The act of maintaining the ramen soup level with the noodles so that you don't have too much or too little of either.

2. The moderation of two (or more) conflicting forces that could possibly end in a clusterfuck, if the status quo is not kept.

1. "I'm a master at Ramen Balance, motherfucker. Two mouthfuls of noodles and one mouthful of soup. Eat that shit, yeahhh."

2. "I only fuck so many of these damn, skanky bitches because I'm maintaining Ramen Balance with my libido! It's just the right thing to do."

by MaleAlphaThree August 30, 2009

rakeening

someone who is procrastinating like hell

damn mann, i've been rakeeningg

by FROM OUTER SPACE!!! November 18, 2010

Ramenflation

The declining purchasing power of the US Dollar as evidenced by the ever-increasing price of once cheap ramen noodles.

Dennis: "I can't believe a package of Oriental Top Ramen is over 40 cents now!"

Ron: "Yep, thanks to the Federal Reserve's non-stop creation of 'money' and the US Government funding endless war with endless debt, we're seeing some serious ramenflation."

by peacechicken April 26, 2013

Ramen

The feast of a college student.

Hey what you have for dinner last night

Just some Ramen cuz I'm fuckin poor

by spaghettiyolo February 5, 2014

Ramen

The answer to life problems.

#ramensolveseverything

by Parkerooo January 20, 2019

Ramen Sock

1. noun. A sock filled with ramen noodles used for masturbating, a makeshift pocket pussy.

2. verb. The act of performing said masturbation technique.

1. Ethan: hey Matt, did you SEE what Jenny was wearing today?
Matt: yeah man, I’m gonna make a ramen sock when I get home!

Ethan: hell yeah save me some leftovers

2. Holy shit, there’s a new midget film on Pornhub! Time to Ramen Sock

by Coolbabies March 15, 2019