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Punishment Voice mail

The voice mail you leave when the call recipient does not answer their phone.
"leave your message at the tone"
*beep*
"thanks for not answering your phone. B-t-dubs, punishment voice mail."
by FluteletteColbyTrojan September 26, 2012
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Purister

The notion of playing Spy in TF2 while pretending that your Will Smith and not wearing any clothes.
by rowedere252 May 24, 2015
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2 Inch Punisher

a really small penis that can't cum or anything, you might as well refer to it as a undersized pool noodle. Also usually found on a Nate Doge.
Girl: Why isn't your 2 Inch Punisher working?
Boy with 2 Inch Punisher: Don't you know? These don't work, maybe try with a Cade, that will be much better.
by Nate Doge August 29, 2019
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Pubis Maximus

A medical term, from the Latin meaning "massive, uncontrolled hair growth, usually limited to the Nether regions and gooch area, but sometimes found to extend up to the lower or mid-abdomen."
Her Pubis Maximus was as dense and moist as a South Vietnamese jungle; nevertheless, I went down on her like a champ and gave her a furious tongue lashing. Sacre Bleu!
by Colonel Turdburglar September 25, 2005
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Purist

Someone who wants no change to their favorite video game series. They are the reason why some series become stagnant with no new ideas because fanboys whine about them, so when the new games come out, they can complain about how similar it is to predecessor and thrive on old games. They contribute absolutely nothing to the future of video games.

While it's true that great games should never change their formula to the point that it alienates their fans, purists take it too far and seem to be against any good new ideas that may affect their series in one way or the other.
Purists will whine about any new change that comes their way. Whether it was multiplayer in Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, third party characters in Super Smash Bros. Brawl, or any idea not mentioned by the creators for The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, a purist will continue to whine that their series must stay the same until we all die.
by Durango December 12, 2008
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Petis

Holding something up to your groin area and pretending it is your penis
That zucchini that I held on my crotch was a pretty funny Petis.
by Jqoi Zunderlat September 29, 2020
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by Elhenaine March 6, 2019
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