Puerto Rican Twins

Siblings born exactly 9 months apart.

When a woman gets knocked up the day after popping out a kid; 9 months later, she's got puerto rican twins.

by deks1 May 22, 2008

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purtay

The definition of "purtay" is beautiful. Purtay was created from the word pretty. It is such a more cuter way of saying pretty. You know...

Patricia is a purtay girl.
Woah, those are purtay shoes.
Paula and Katrina were so purtay today.

by The Ultimate Cookie October 3, 2005

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Puerto Rican Thunder God

The one true god of men, he controls the weather with his powerful t-pose dab. He must be worshipped in a t-pose posterior or he will smite you and make your mom gay.

“All hail the Puerto Rican Thunder god”

by Worshipper of the Thunder God August 16, 2018

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The Puerto Rican Bidet is an act performed in the shower after a good shit. After shitting and not wiping, one enters the shower, bends over like a mule, and utilizes the shower water to cleanse the asshole of fecal matter. Very environmentally friendly. Save the trees; utilize the Puerto Rican Bidet.

I save money and trees by not using toilet paper and utilizing the Puerto Rican Bidet.

by Albert Einswine December 7, 2018

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