porno lean

When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.

Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?

*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*

Man- Oh I can think of a way.

*cheesy grin*

by Sir Charles of Reno February 24, 2008

Phonosexual

Anyone with an obsessive sexual attraction to turntables or mixing music.

"I spent my last paycheck on vinyl. I'm a real phonosexual."

Mike: I wasted my entire weekend in the studio.
Dan: You're such a phonosexual, dude.

by AAres January 25, 2010

Porno

something I look at all the time

"Damn, can't find any good lasbo porno on the web!"

by Shaggman November 1, 2003

Porno Penis

The shaving of the male genitals, commonly practiced among men in the porn industry.

After a grueling game of baskeball the boys headed to the shower. Thats when Bob noticed Jim had Porno Penis.

"That guy shaved everything down there, dude, he's got Porno Penis!"

by Firezombie February 26, 2008

puffet (pronounced poo fay)

a sexual cornucopia of beautiful, available, and eagerly willing women

that library is puffet (pronounced poo fay); between the librarians and the patrons, any living dude can score with a beautiful woman with even the slightest effort

by jimijimijimijimi August 24, 2010

porno lips

Lips of a woman who looks like she does a lot of blowjobs in porn.

Those porno lips are good for blowjobs!

by PervCanuck January 13, 2011

Pornocol

The system in which you operate your porn-watching habits, to better enhance and protect the viewer's experience.

When my roommates are home, I refuse to watch porn in my room. It's just my pornocol I've developed after being caught playing with my General, too many times.

by A_Tunn_40x September 3, 2014