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brogrammer 

Pejorative adjective for computer programmers or others with a technical skill-set that adhere to a "bro" or "cool" culture, often obnoxiously so.

This phenomenon arose circa 2010 when the proliferation of popular tech-themed movies such as "21", "The Social Network", and "Iron Man" and tech-celebrities such as Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg glamorized technical skills. As such those who often grew up as socially repressed outcasts or "nerds" due to their academic or technical aptitude and social ineptitude now found themselves in socially desirable class of society. This incited a once repressed demographic to become much more socially active despite social cluelessness, resulting in an obnoxious culture that tends to mimic stereotypical "jock", "bro", or "cool" culture in combination with the egotism, insensitivity, and terrible humor of "nerd" culture.
"That guy who said 'Erlang is bitchingly fast' is such a brogrammer"
brogrammer by smaker November 2, 2016

programmery 

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.
Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...
programmery by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmery 

When your code or software architecture is supposedly or actually good-programmer-like.

Like sciency but for code.
Your code will be very much more better if you up the programmerness and make it more programmery.

A good software developer should know their programmery jargon like: encapsulation, inheritance, dependency, abstraction...
programmery by nwtnwrkshp February 25, 2019

programmerist

Discriminating against programmers
That product manager was so programmerist. He demanded a higher salary although he has less screen time than a programmer. Equal pay for equal screen time.

Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes
Person 6: Neurological Linguistic Programmers: The First Juvenile Release

Progrummer 

A music enthusiast who plays prog rock on drums using programmable softwares
"dude know you shreddin the guitar but this drum track is sick, did you get a new drummer?"

"Nah bro, became my own progrummer"
Progrummer by glazedandkhunfused October 1, 2020