Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin)

Molding process of the infected head of the pinis A.K.A Loiper causes Molding, Fungi, Skin irritation/pealing, painful contaminated urination.

I had Phimosis (Loiper Foreskin) a few years back my foreskin became what's known as but I was Sterilized so its all good now :)

by Ativ2 May 23, 2009

PremoSpeed

The greatest SuperSpeedway Series driver of all time.

To be the best in Sim Racing.

The Great One.

The best example, Rodd Flagg.

by Rodd Flagg February 17, 2005

primus maximus

cumming on my hand

I must use a Kleenex next time I primus maximus

by big butt bob April 10, 2015

Promosexual

The person on your online marketing team constantly promoting coupons as the best marketing tactic ever.

Bob's idea was to offer customers an extra 20% off. Again. He is such a promosexual!

by jkrule September 15, 2011

primo shit

Primo shit is something u smoke.. weed, pot or anything else like that.

The guy sititng next to me on the plane had a lot of primo shit in his suite case.

by Jenna333 August 8, 2006

Primordial Cooze

The very first vagina from which our world was birthed

Garrett's mom keeps hitting on me, but she's drunk, and frankly, I'm a bit scared of her primordial cooze

by Fuckin' McGuckin February 5, 2010

primordial dwarf

A small and yet proportianed dwarf. They usually don't live far into their teens and are at constant risk of having a stroke due to their small veins. Most primoridal dwarf's don't grow much more than 1cm.

'Did you see that kid i think someone said he's 14 but he's the size of a 1 year old'
''yes, he's a primordial dwarf''

by bringflexthehorizon November 1, 2009