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dirty jason priestly

After having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners sideburns, elongating and porkchopping for an authentic looking priestly sideburn.
He gave her a dirty jason priestly and she never had anal sex again.
by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007
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Priest River

Priest River is a beautiful small town in Northern Idaho. Everyone there is very kind and I love living here. All of the assholes that come from out of town usually end up saying that Priest River isn't the best spot to land in, but it's very beautiful.
With Wildcats at the elementary, Warriors of the junior high and Spartans of the high school, we will always find a way to kick anyone's ass!!
Everyone in town knows everyone so don't bother trying to mess with someone in town.
Mitchells is the main store there then there is Exxon, Mitchells gas station, or Mac's for gas stations. There are a few animal shelters. There's a park and also a few banks around town. There is a lovely swimming hole down town called "The Docks" and anyone who is anyone goes and swims down there. There's the skate park which is alittle bit up town. A cemetary which is north east up town. And last but not least you can always make friend easily.
guy1: which way is the way to Mitchells?

guy2: Its to the next left in the middle of town
guy1: Kay thanks

person 1: Do you know how to get from Priest River from here?
person 2:Ya its just 5 miles north and across the bridge
person 1: Okay bye.
by Kiki_teh_kitteh June 29, 2012
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butt priest

one who anialates the self-urge for anal intercourse with foriegn objects by forcing it upon others
by chandler ;) November 1, 2003
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the dirty priest

The Dirty Priest is when a man dresses up like a catholic priest, smacks their partner with a holy bible then comtinues to do a Alabama Hot Pocket while they are knocked out.
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by ddog26428 March 17, 2008
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Judas Priest

The name that Alucard calls the paladin in hellsing. Used to describe betrayal to the Christian faith.
by Anonymous October 28, 2003
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Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown
by Racey94 September 20, 2011
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priest dualscar

A pedophile fish man that rapes small algedis in clown church.
"priest dualscar, why'd you keep me behind?"
by CapriciousMoron November 16, 2016
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