postmodern hippie

A person in the 21st century who takes progressive moves to help live in better accordance with the natural environment.

A person who cares about the environment AND their personal hygiene.

A person who believes in all the hippie ideals of love, peace, flower power and unity but still takes showers and/or shaves.

Instead of buying a band new shirt that says, "Recycle" she went to the thrift store and bought a shirt that was ACTUALLY recycled. What a postmodern hippie!

by captainplanet300 September 16, 2013

postmodernism

A philosophy which plays games with knowledge, postmodernism positions itself as the striving of ironic and nihilistic thought towards the meltdown of "enlightened" modern opinion, which pans out to be merely Christianity in disguise. Indeed, while Christianity marks the coming of Christ as a world-shaking event of cosmic proportions, postmodernism merely points to the numerous weaknesses in the Enlightenment's armor and calmly states, along with Hegel, "God is dead. May God help us all." Pontius Pilate was Nietzsche's ancestor, and Nietzsche was the grandfather of postmodernism. In fact, the central question of postmodernism is the same question spoken by Pontius Pilate to Jesus: "What is truth?" (John 18:38).

"Terry Gilliam's film adaptation of The Adventures of Baron Munchausen is too absurdly decadent to not be the epitome of postmodernism!"

by Soul King Pusher January 6, 2017

willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.

Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!

by TanyaBo May 22, 2011

pothole

what do you do when you are driving along and see a pothole? you try to avoid it. Same thing happens when you see a pothole person!

Also see speedhump

'Oh fuck, here comes that stupid pothole, let's go over there so he doesn't see us'

'Damn, Ryan is such a pothole, as soon as he walks up, everyone leaves.'

by stub004 November 6, 2004

Postmodernist Scumbag

Everyone on Planet Earth.

Hey dude, is there anyone alive who isn't some postmodernist scumbag?

by Novacane347 June 17, 2012

postwhore

One who posts stupid shit just to be making posts. The Postwhore has no real purpose in posting except to piss people off and look like an idiot. Aka. Brondozzz

Post a single (.) in order to boost your posts

by Jesus_1 September 14, 2005

porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.

Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.

by ud40 February 23, 2005