pooty roach

brooklyn boys that are dirty and wear the same football shirt

oh my god you saw pooty roach today he looks dumb ugly

by sniickersxzkissess May 27, 2009

doody pooty

the act of feeling like an Asshole; feeling down; a random word that shows you are upset; synonym for crap

Jimmy got an F on his test and felt like a doody pooty.
Jimmy just took a nasty dooty pooty.

by pantoliano July 28, 2009

pooty nap

n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.

"I'll be right back: I need to take a pooty nap."

by the-cyrs January 10, 2008

pootie toots

1. a toot that foreshadows a bowel movement
2. the flatulence produced by a dog with a diet of predominantly bison

This expired yogurt smells like pootie toots.

by Pootie Toots July 20, 2011

pooty tang

Deep South. Possibly Cajun bastardized from "pretty thing"
Might just as well equate to poontang. It's pussy! Ain't it?

"Damn baby, you ah pooty tang in dat red dress!"

by anonymous November 13, 2004

pootie tang

a word for a womans vagina, used mostly by the african american people

"DANGGG," said Wilmer, "shes got some fine pootie tang!"

by erin miller June 24, 2007

pootie pie

a noun describing what is consumed as oral sex is performed on a young lady, aged 18-25.

Victor: "Yo, bra, where did u eat last night?"

Kidpro: "I went over to Brit's house, she was serving fresh Pootie Pie."

by kidpro February 24, 2008