pooty nap

n. The process of normal defecation, specifically in the daytime. Variations include "pooty sleep," "pooty siesta," "pooty coma," etc.
Synonyms include "watching the first 10 minutes of Deuce Bigelow" and "listening to Kenny Loggins."
Antonym: a shit enema.

"I'll be right back: I need to take a pooty nap."

by the-cyrs December 28, 2007