poomurr

A tumour made of poo.

That poomurr on the side of carol's face is totally gross.

by Steve McStevenson September 26, 2010

poomb

pee out of my butt.

I had Mexican for lunch so now I will go poomb.

by Dejurka January 23, 2014

Poompt

A pet name for a real close friend or family member.

"Hey poompt"
"Dats mah poompt"
"Wat chu doin poompt"
"Where mah poompt at"

by Da Bridge August 11, 2007

Poomed

Being successfully exhausted or at the edge of falling asleep after a good and busy day.

"Woah, that was crazy! Base-jumping, laser tagging, parkour, shopping...what a day! I am so poomed!"

Or, simply..."I am so poomed." (With a suggested mood and previous day schedule that was completely and utterly pure awesomeness.)

by Diane Toluvia June 24, 2011

Poompis

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by Poompis June 24, 2020

Poomba-ing

Poomba-ing is when you hogtie your partner, then while having anal sex you shove bugs* in their mouth, then jam an apple in and sing 'if you're achin', oink oink, for some bacon, oink oink' to completion, and finish with the phrase "slimy, yet satisfying".

*It's particularly important to use live grubs where possible.

I had the live grubs and apple, and she was already tied up, so I Poombad her.

I think I might try Poomba-ing with my cousin this weekend.

by Cheesy Stu September 9, 2022

pooman

normaly a boy named ronnie or craig will be called pooman for pooing him self in 6th grade and sticking up the class room

ahhh dude u jus did the pooman

by i love duddddddie October 7, 2009