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Abolish the Police

The stupidest fucking idea that has ever come out of someone’s mouth
person 1: how can we ensure that police brutality is limited to a minimum and law enforcement can maintain trust between themselves and the community?

person 2: spend more time and money training officers so that they are more confident in their abilities and don’t default to deadly force as often

person 1: Great idea :)

person 3: ABOLISH THE POLICE!

persons 1&2: Shut up retard.
by Am Very Smart June 9, 2020
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Ski Poling

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.
by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003
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fuck the police

To disregard ANY type of authoritive figure, not just limited to municipal and federal institutions.
"Yo, fuck the police...I'm not doing my homework tonight"
by ItsTheColonel June 10, 2005
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Amtrak Police

Police Officer's who protect passenger's and property of the National Railroad Passenger Corporation.
Amtrak Police protect a nation in transit on and about Amtrak trains and property. Nationally in the United States.
by Doc Savage June 11, 2005
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Cyber Police

Cyber Police is something made up by a Dad because they didnt teach there daughter how to use the internet. Whis is actually called the prosecutor's office.
1.A bunch of trolls are going to get there ass beat by the Cyber Police with there Cyber batons and Cyber tazers.

2.Troll:"Run! its the Cyber Police!"
Troll 2:"My computer is too slow!"
Troll 2:"Ah! They hit me with ther Cyber tazers!"
by Mr Goli July 17, 2010
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london police

The most paranoid mutherfuckers in the world. You can't be a teenager at 6 pm and walk five steps before they're on you asking where you "got your drugs". They shine a flashlight in your face and threaten to take you in because you're looking "spaced out".
The London Police are ridiculous. I was walking down my road at 8 o'clock and they stopped me, saying I looked like I was on heroin! (true story)
by Angelacia May 15, 2007
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Palined

Palined-Verb-To make a decision and the outcome is a catastrophe.
Because McCain chose Sarah Palin for VP he got palined at the 2008 elections.

BP keeps getting palined by all these failed attemps to deal with the oil spill.
by myshotguntohead June 5, 2010
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